Thursday, April 16, 2009

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 6





1. SLEEPYTIME GORILLA MUSEUM - Sleep Is Wrong
2. CRUEVO - Razer Blades
3. AGENDA OF SWINE - Devouring The Residual Bile
4. IRON LUNG - Nails
5. CONSUME - Gender Roles
6. SLY STONE - Rock Dirge (demo)
7. KID CONGO & THE PINK MONKEY BIRDS - La Llarona
8. VELVET UNDERGROUND - The Gift
9. SCREAMERS - In A Better World (live)
10. NOBUNNY - Chuck Berry Holiday

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 6 (download)

"Marsha Bronson had just finished setting her hair. It had been a very rough weekend. She had to remember not to drink like that. Bill had been nice about it though. After it was over he'd said that he still respected her and, after all, it was certainly the way of nature and even though no, he didn't love her, he did feel an affection for her. And after all, they were grown adults. Oh, what Bill could teach Waldo -- but that seemed many years ago. Sheila Klein, her very, very best friend walked in through the porch screen door into the kitchen. "Oh God, it's absolutely maudlin outside."



IDIOT FLESH - Idiot Song

-Jay Unidos

CORRUPTED 2008

I've been feeling a little down lately, for many reasons, but at least part of it has to do with the way show booking and promotion has been going for me lately, not to mention Gilman's booking staff as a whole, most of whom are new and relatively inexperienced. Okay, let's be honest, most of that staff was brought in to book at the club by yours truly.

On the one hand, it's a cool mix of young and old, male and female, non-PC and PC, Metal and Pop Punk, Hardcore and Ska, but in the end there is a famous saying (that I'm almost certain originated in one of those upper crust east coast Ivy League schools that produce all the presidents of the United States, not to mention Brooke Shields and Tommy Lee Jones): Money Talks And Bullshit Walks.

Hopefully, you are sensing some sarcasm by now.

Personally, I'm not doing so bad actually. I mean, while my shows aren't drawing what they were in 2007 or 2008 (so far), it's not like I've fallen off to the point of consistently losing money for the club. Wait, hold up, here comes a boring diatribe about finances and fiscal responsibility, right? Wrong, because I have something else for you to read instead. It's a column that Ariel Awesome wrote for Maximumrocknroll about the CORRUPTED show we did last year at Gilman, but it's not only about that because that would make it a show review and not a column. So read it, and we'll see you at the next UGZ show: May 1st at Giman with CRUDE (Japan) and HELLSHOCK (PDX). Read It.

Click here to go to Ariel's MRR column archive: http://arielawesome.blogspot.com/2009/03/corrupted.html

-Jay Unidos

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Total Eclipse Of The Brain

BLACK FORK - "Total Eclipse Of The Brain"



-Jay Unidos

Friday, April 03, 2009

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 5



1. STORMCROW - Cycle Of Extinction
2. HELLSHOCK - Bloodsuckers
3. COFFINS - Destiny To Suffering
4. ALARIC - Animal
5. SWANN DANGER - Thin And Gold
6. TOXIC HOLOCAUST - Metal Attack
7. TESTAMENT - Reign Of Terror
8. DEATHSIDE - My Pace
9. ASSFORT - No Reason
10. GBH - Time Bomb
11. CRUDE - Change Of Everything

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 5 (download)

"I had a dream, which was not all a dream.
The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars
Did wander darkling in the eternal space,
Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth
Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air;
Morn came, and went and came, and brought no day,
And men forgot their passions in the dread
Of this desolation; and all hearts
Were chill'd into a selfish prayer for light"

- Lord Byron

Monday, March 30, 2009

Standing On The Street

Standing on the street and watching the world move. I felt I was close to life. Human existence for sure, but actual living beings? It wasn't clear at that moment.

-Jay Unidos

I Have Dreams

I have the kind of dreams that suggest previous incarnations. I am open to suggestion when I dream of surfing in Hawaii or painting in Spain. I'm less receptive when the dreams involve violent confrontations with animals, people and monsters, some of which are invisible, making them the hardest to fight.

The worst dreams are the ones that feel like reality.

-Jay Unidos

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 4



1. CRUDE - Sense
2. BOMB RAID - Hellfire Children (Demo)
3. CHAOS UK - Courier
4. WARCRY - Cost Of Freedom
5. RAW POWER - Police, Police
6. ATTACK DISARM TAKEOVER - Blood, Bullets, and Bones
7. MANIC HISPANIC - God Save The Queen
8. THE PLUGZ - Mindless Contentment
9. LOS CRUDOS - Tiempo De La Miseria
10. ELDOPA (1332) - Repercussion (live on WFMU)
11. SLEEP - Holy Mountain

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 4 (download)

TIEMPOS DE LA MISERIA :
Todos sufrimos de la misma enfermedad,se llama Gobierno. ¡Basta! de tener la gente viviendo en la miseria. No hay plata para mantener una familia. No podemos vivir como la gente, que gente? Los ricos junto con el gobierno y la prensa nos dicen ¡comprar! ¡comprar! ¡comprar!
Esconden los problemas y no muestran la verdad. Creen que si no vemos los problemas entonces los problemas no existen. Que se vayan a la mierda porque son mentirosos. no pueden esconder el dolor y el sufrimiento de todos los que trabajan para vivir.

MISERABLE TIMES:
We all suffer from the same illness, and it is called the government. Stop having the people live in misery. There's not enough money to support a family, we cannot live like those people. Which people? The rich, along with government and the press just tell us to consume, consume, consume...They hide the problems and never show the truth. They think that if we don't see the problems, then the problems must not exist. They could go to fucking hell because they're a bunch of liars. They cannot hide the pain and the suffering of all the people who work to survive.

Monday, March 23, 2009

UGZ Speed Trials 2009 • The Aftermath

So another UGZ Speed Trials has come and gone, and there were some lessons to be learned. Too many to write about here, but one thing is for sure, and that is if it has "UGZ" on the flyer or poster, then I need to be more involved. Not that I wasn't involved, but when you book 40-50 shows a year at Gilman, you begin to develop a system of trusting others to do stuff you used to do yourself because from a time standpoint it just makes more sense to delegate. I'm pretty careful when it comes to delegating some of my responsibilities, but every once in a while I am reminded that you can get a little too detached. You end up delegating things that you probably shouldn't. That said, the last couple of years of UGZ Speed Trials have turned out great, and so I can't totally dismiss my approach to UGZ Speed Trials booking and planning. We just a hit a Friday night bump this year, and so next year we will correct that mistake and bring a whole new approach to how we plan this event. UGZ Speed Trials is an event that a lot of people still love and look forward to every year, and I definitely appreciate that and hope to continue this for as long as possible, with some twists and turns thrown in to keep it interesting.

So the results from this year's UGZ Speed Trials were:
1. SFN (Wisconsin)
2. THOUANDSWILLDIE (East Bay)
3. IN DISGUST (San Jose)

As many of you who were there know, an altercation occured during IN DISGUST's set when a member of IN DISGUST and one of the Gilman security staff got into it. Aparently these two individuals had a history of not getting along prior to the Speed Trials, which I found out later. One thing I can tell you about Gilman after having dealt with various staff members, and booking over a hundred shows there, is that if you're seen punching anyone (or throwing punches) and no one is punching back, then they will porbably 86 you from the club. NOT the band, just whomever threw punches. The key thing to remember is that at Gilman, 86ing only lasts as long as it takes you to show up to a meeting to say you're sorry (usually). I know it's hard to apologize for some people, but then again it's easy. I'm also pretty prideful, and if I thought I was in the right, then I wouldn't back down or apologize, so I understand when someone decides to just stay 86ed rather than apologize for something they may feel was justified. Whatever, every situation is different. The next meeting at Gilman is April 4th at 5pm is anyone wants to come and express their opinion on this or any other matter at the club.

I have to thank Karen and Alejandra, but especially Karen for the BBQ and food that she came through with at this year's UGZ Speed Trials. Karen has really helped UGZ to take the food idea that we started at local warehouse venues to a whole other level. Contrary to what many people may believe, Gilman hasn't wholeheartedly supported and funded the food, posters, and many of the other details associated with UGZ shows the last couple of years. It took us (myself, Karen, and even Ale) several months of spending our own money to set the example for what could be done, and what needed to be done, and then after several months we began to ask Gilman for little bits of help at a time until in theory we would no longer have to go into our own pockets (for Speed Trials I still do obviously). Posters and promotional propaganda are now completely funded by the club, and have been for a while. Food is almost to the point where none of the volunteers, namely Karen, is losing money. So, that's a little insight into the Gilman universe. We have a list of things we'd like to do or add to the Gilman mix in the coming months, but we'll see how much of that actually gets done, but even if it doesn't, at least we did what we did. Thanks for your support.



-Jay Unidos

Friday, March 13, 2009

JFK was a great film

JFK was a great film. It was Oliver Stone at his best. I remember watching it once at three in the morning, in a dark empty apartment, and about half way through it I began to feel very worried about all my previous "political" activity. Paranoia set in big time. As I sat there, the apartment walls seemed to suddenly close in on me, and the temperature of the room felt colder. I began to ponder things like how long it might take someone to realize I was gone if I was ever to be gone suddenly.

Now that's a film!

JFK was creepy, thought provoking, and it really played to all of Oliver Stone's cinematic gifts. Nixon was also good, and one of the overlooked gems in Stone's filmography. I'm just putting that out there for anyone who hasn't seen it.

I just watched W, which is Oliver Stone's most recent film, and while it's been a long time since I really liked anything he's done, this film seemed promising on paper. Top notch subject matter, top notch actors, and a writer/director who has shown the ability to do something special with those kinds of ingredients before. Unfortunately, I have to recommend that you don't waste your time on W. W is a TV movie at best, but with a big budget cast, and a big budget look. Oliver Stone tries to be way too subtle for most of W, and subtlety has never been a strength of Oliver Stone's writing or direction. There is a lot of stuff he just left out and that's not subtlety, and it's not the Olver Stone we've come to know and appreciate over the years. For that reason, it's actually distracting, and not just an annoyance.

People from Stone's generation had Nixon, but for future generations, their Nixon will be George W Bush. That is important to note, and I'm not sure that Stone and his crew were capable of seeing that the way most of us do now.



-Jay Unidos

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 3



1. OM - Unitive Knowledge Of The Godhead
2. SLY & THE FAMILY STONE - Life Of Fortune And Fame
3. SIOUXSIE & THE BANSHEES - Christine
4. JOY DIVISION - Transmission
5. CODE OF HONOR - Beware The Savage Jaw
6. NEUROSIS - Souls At Zero (demo)
7. CRISPIN HELLION GLOVER - Clowny Clown Clown

"Decisions to make
Fight or die no mistake
Depression
Disease
Social plight with too big a mouth to feed
Hatred
And Death
Ruling class has just one thought for itself
Starvation
And War
Earth gets raped once more"

- Beware The Savage Jaw

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 3 (download)

R.I.P. Jonathin Christ

Sunday, March 08, 2009

An Hour Ahead

In case you were wondering about my last blog - Harmony Korine Part 2 - look no further than a parallel universe: http://blog.wethepunx.com/

Just to update anyone and everyone who follows this blog, we had a final vote this past Saturday for Gilman's Board of Directors, which as you may recall were hand picked in a misguided move by the club's treasurer at the end of last year, resulting in an uprising (I wish) by club membership that forced a proper nomination and vote process to take place.  Three of the previously handpicked Board Of Directors failed to muster enough voter support to retain their seats on the board (one chose not to run).  The booking department, which had been left off the board by the handpicked, non-democratic process back in 2008, easily attained a seat on the club's Board on Saturday.  The new Gilman Board Of Directors consists of four women (all ages), and Pat Wright, who is in his late sixties.  The people have spoken.  

I feel like drinking some Belgium or Belgium style brews today, but what I really want to know is if anyone is as bummed as I am at the number of first wave punks who are dropping dead all around us?  Was it the lifestyle back in the day that did it?  Could it have been the stress of eeking out an existence in the post apocalypse of the late seventies and early eighties?  Lack of any kind of regular dental and healthcare?  No need to answer because I'm sure we all know the answer.

-Jay Unidos


Thursday, February 26, 2009

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 2



1. BOB MARLEY - War
2. CREATURES - But Not Them
3. SWANN DANGER - It's Killing You
4. BAUHAUS - In The Flat Field (live)
5. ZERO BOYS - Civilizations Dying
6. STANDELLS - Dirty Water
7. ZEROS - Good Guys Don't Wear White (live)
8. THE CASTAWAYS - Liar Liar
9. DAVE ATTEL

“Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. No one should blame you for walking out early.” - Doug Stanhope

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 2 (download)

"That until the philosophy which holds one race superior and another inferior is finally and permanently discredited and abandoned; That until there are no longer first-class and second class citizens of any nation; That until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes; That until the basic human rights are equally guaranteed to all without regard to race; That until that day, the dream of lasting peace and world citizenship and the rule of international morality will remain but a fleeting illusion, to be pursued but never attained; And until the ignoble and unhappy regimes that hold our brothers in Angola, in Mozambique and in South Africa in subhuman bondage have been toppled and destroyed; Until bigotry and prejudice and malicious and inhuman self-interest have been replaced by understanding and tolerance and good-will; Until all Africans stand and speak as free beings, equal in the eyes of all men, as they are in the eyes of Heaven; Until that day, the African continent will not know peace. We Africans will fight, if necessary, and we know that we shall win, as we are confident in the victory of good over evil." – Haile Selassie I


Monday, February 23, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Multimedia Disorder, Episode 1



1. CODE OF HONOR - Attempted Control
2. THE SEEDS - Pushing Too Hard
3. D.O.A. - 2+2
4. A.D.T. - What Rights (Know Your Rights)
5. D.R.I. - I Don't Need Society
6. CRAMPS - Goo Goo Muck
7. DWARVES - Free Cocaine
8. FANG - The Money Will Roll Right In
9. LOVE - 7 And 7 Is
10. DAMNED - Neat Neat Neat
11. CRAMPS - The Way I Walk
12. FISHBONE - ? (Modern Industry)

R.I.P. Lux Interior

"Well all I want is to just be free
Live my life the way I wanna be
All I want is to just have fun
Live my life like it's just begun
But you're pushin' too hard
Pushin' too hard on me (too hard)"

Friday, February 13, 2009

You Are The Sacrifice





















It's Friday the 13th, and so as if the vibrations weren't ominous enough, tomorrow is V-Day.  That's right, you sad, lonely motherfuckers.  Valentine's Day is here again, and it has to be the most brutal of all holidays celebrated here in North America.  It's based on one of the more sacred and bloody mayan holidays found on the "Aztec calendar".  History tells us of a two day orgy of sacrifice, where up to 84, 000 lives were sacrificed, according to Ahuitzotl, the great speaker himself.  This took place at the great pyramid of Tenochtitlan on February 14th and 15th, 1487.

At this point the details are fuzzy at best, since many of the ancient paintings and carvings were altered by the catholic church during the lesser known, but equally murderous Central American crusades, which have been all but ignored by Hollywood.  From what we can tell, based on various prison tattoos and illustrations found in publications like Lowrider magazine, the heart would be held up to the sun in a symbolic manner before it was placed on a plate of chocolate (usually 70% cacao or higher) and poblano chiles before it was pierced and skewered by one long stem red rose.  That's right, just one rose, and not a dozen, but there were twelve elders, mostly shamans and astrologers, who would collect the excess blood from the bodies.  That blood was mixed with traditional spices and fruit juices, then consumed luke warm by the shaman, who also ate massive amounts of mescaline, which had nothing to do with this particular ceremony really, but it was all good times.  The shamans chanted and danced for hours to the pulsing drumbeats of their blood bathed psychedelic hallucinations, and at the end of the trip, they would present roses, that only they could see, to those who were pure of mind and body.  Virgins?  Probably. 

So happy Valentine's Day, and good luck bartering your love and sexual intimacy for meaningless objects like stuffed animals and heart shaped boxes of cherry covered chocolates.

For future reference, Mardi Gras involves a lot of bartering of sexual acts for beads, which have no real meaning or value outside of Mardi Gras, but in New Orleans, in February!?  Think about it, and you can even write it off as doing your part to bring one of our greatest cities back to life after the tragedy of hurricane Katrina.

One Love,
Jay Unidos

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Billboards and Bus Stops

Is it me or has filmmaking taken a turn for the worse lately?  Admittedly I'm more out of the loop than I used to be in terms of films, especially indies, and filmmakers, but could that explain how films like Wanted end up being what that film is, as opposed to what it could have been?  Vague enough for you?  Digression is imminent.  Seriously though, watch that film and imagine what the original treatment or script must have looked like.  There are some seriously dark, inventive ideas wasted in that commerce driven hack job of a film, and it frustrates me. Remember when filmmakers used to dread the "suits" visiting their sets?  Now it seems they eagerly rewrite scenes, or even entire scripts with them.  Product placement has overstepped it's bounds, and then overstepped whatever integrity the James Bonds series had left, and I know that's not saying much, but let's digress.

I just watched Casino Royal finally (the newest version), and what a pile of shit that was.  007 drives what?  His cell phone is what brand?  Nice _ _ _ _ _ laptop.  I'd originally written a paragraph where I named all the items' brand names I just made reference to.   How insidious is that?  Even I almost, subconsciously, included product placement in this blog.  

Not that any of this is connected, but did you watch the 2009 Grammy Awards?  The Jonas Brothers duetting with Stevie Wonder?  Al Green and Justin Timberlake?  My entire life I've heard older folks talk about the good ol' days, and I was always interested in their take on changes in American culture and society, but I was never entirely convinced that them old days were all that.  How about the degrees of racism, sexism, homphobia, etc.?  Plus, I'm way into technological advances, and can't imagine having to live in a time prior to all the innovation we've experienced over the last twenty years.  That said, you can finally see that there is a clear cut division in terms of people who were born prior to, and grew up prior to, and were socialized prior to the advent of the internet as we've known it for the last two decades.  That's it, period.  You could probably go back and say, for instance, there was the pre-industrial revolution generation and the post industrial revolution generation.  That might be a valid comparison, but when you have an entire generation of persons who can justify, or worse yet equate Stevie Wonder with the Jonas Brothers, then you're fucked.  On some level, you're fucked, whether you actually listen to or give a shit about either the Jonas Brothers or Stevie Wonder.  None of that matters, you're fucked.  It's gone beyond ADD, which is a big copout for my younger peops, and it's gone beyond minor differences like a push lawnmower versus a gas lawn mower.  The 2009 Grammy Awards were truly an eye opener.  Justin Timberlake duetting with  Al Green, while being backed by Boyz To Men was only the tip of the iceberg on a night that featured Lil Wayne duetting with Alan Thicke's kid, and then both of them duetting with various New Orleans' jazz legends in a misguided tribute to the birthplace of Louis Armstrong, and former hometown of the legendary Fats Domino.  Let us not forget the ghost of Huey Long, and the ghost of Huey Newton for that matter.  

1984 really did stand for something after all.

-Jay Unidos

Friday, February 06, 2009

ZERO BOYS are playing two shows at Gilman!



















It's true, the ZERO BOYS are playing two west coast dates, both of them at Gilman on February 20th and 21st, 2009! This is it, two shows in Berkeley,CA, and that's all. No San Francisco or Los Angeles this time around. Check out the flyer (above) to see who else is playing, times, and all that. I do have to point out that BLACK FORK is co-headlining the first night!






Thursday, February 05, 2009

Lux Interior R.I.P.

Halloween Will Never Be The Same


Wednesday, February 04, 2009

UGZ Speed Trials 2009

March 20th, 2009 at 7PM

CALIFORNIA LOVE
LAUGHING DOG (NM)
MAGGOT COLONY
ENDLESS DEMISE (L.A.)
STRAINS OF THE APOCALYPSE
BASTARD ASS (L.A.)
I'ABHOR (L.A.)
JUDAS
SEMTEX VEST (L.A.)
CARvsLOS (Floor)



and then...

March 21st, 2009 at 7pm

IN DISGUST
KILL THE CLIENT (TX)
POPULATION REDUCTION
FINAL DRAFT (L.A.)
SFN (WI)
HUMMINGBIRD OF DEATH (ID)
TERRORISM (L.A.)
SIDETRACKED (WA)
BRUCE CAMBELL (L.A.)
THOUSANDSWILLDIE (Floor)
MIGRAINE (Floor)


March 22nd, 2009
"Speed Trials Hangover Show"
+ bands and location TBA

We had a bunch of bands fall through, but we hope to still end up with 10-12 bands a night.

15 minutes sets or less...to the max!

2008 Speed Trials Video


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